Phils Take World Series, City Still NOT Ablaze.

Camel Doe just couldn’t be happier about the World Series. He even had a special little red hat made with slots for his ears to stick out.
“Yay, Phillies!” he exclaims.

Being the savvy little creature that he is, Camel Doe was left with much to think about.
He was most surprised at how well-behaved his fellow Phans were the past few days. Despite a few fires, overturned cars, and stolen luggage.
“Really?” Camel Doe asks- “luggage?!"

Everyone celebrating did a nice job of NOT burning the whole city to the ground. Sure, Camel Doe did wish it was a bit easier to squeeze into a bar after the parade
“It’s two o’clock somewhere!” he says.

But all in all it was a nice, fair-weathered celebration.

Another thing Camel Doe noticed was the amazing, monkey-like ability suddenly attained by Philly residents. How quickly Camel Doe spotted folks climbing onto light posts, trees, subway entrance roofs and parking garages.
“What fun that seems!” he says. “If only my devilishly flat hoofs were able to grip and scale tall objects like my fellow celebrants!”

Though he wasn’t able to climb, Camel Doe was particularly proud of himself when he tossed his Grey Goose bottle at a man who pushed him aside to ascend onto a traffic light, beaning him right on the head and causing him to fall into the street!
“That’ll teach douche bags to knock me out of the way!”- he says proudly.

Great job Phillies! In the magnificent words of Chase Utley:

“World fucking champs!”