Monday, November 10, 2008

THE MORNING AFTER SPILL: News From Last Night

Eagles Defeated By
Giants 36-31

Joe Biden and fans ignore loss,
enjoy crab fries.

"I've been in line since just before half-time!" exclaims one fan. "The Eagles could win, or they could lose. But the one thing I can always be certain of is the deliciousness of my crab fries. Mmmm."

Good luck next week, fellas. In related news, Brian Westbrook continues to be totally awesome despite the team's loss.


Report & Illustration By: Megan Brown

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