THE EAVESDROPPER

Overheard Today:

Wedding Guests Give Late Notice-
Cause Panic, Possible Chicken Shortage.

"Well maybe some people won't show up. They're bringing their kids, too?! Maybe we'll get lucky and someone won't show up. 'Cause I don't know where they're going to sit. They'll have to order off the menu. We'll make it work. Maybe somebody won't show up. Maybe somebody won't show up. Maybe somebody won't show up."
-Barbara Brown, receiving an RSVP a mere 5 hours before the big event, on this, the day of her daughter's wedding.

Reported by-Camel Doe and contributing writer Megan Brown, live from Florida, where they'd like to remind readers that, however funny, it is impolite to crash weddings.