BEVERLY HILLS 90210 WISDOM

"All I know is he's a good-looking guy who's big enough to scare the balls off a pool table." -Steve
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"Sensitive, vulnerable. I'd open with the dead grandmother line." -Steve
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"Kelly, I'm not gonna compete with trust funds. And as for Mexico- Mexico my ass!" -Matt
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"I'm not impressed. Donna's allergic to chocolate. She can't eat her own cake!" -Noah
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"If I only had two days left, I'd do something incredibly reckless. I'd throw an illegal rave. You?" -Valerie

THE EAVESDROPPER

Overheard today:

Girl- Yeah I usually go to bed at like 4:30 and get up at 12:30.
Boy- Isn't being unemployed great?
Girl- I'm lonely though.
Boy- You're lonely? I'm lonely.
Girl #2- Guys, I told you it wasn't morning. It's like 2 in the afternoon!

-Overheard at Gleaners cafe in Italian market 12/30/08

THE EAVESDROPPER

Overheard this weekend:

"If anyone tells me they don't like beer, I always find a beer that they like. And they're like, 'oh, that's so good.' Even your sister!"
-man at the Latimer Deli, 15th and Spruce.
9pm Saturday Dec. 27th

SURE, CALL IT A COMEBACK!!

Camel Doe is back in town! And boy, has he missed you. Camel Doe apologizes for his short leave of absense from the internet fake news world. He was off in the Bahamas finishing his finals and completing his studies for his Ph.D!

Camel Doe stayed at a nice resort, where he and his fellow pupils spent time observing marine life. He now has a degree in Aquatic Relations and Dolphin Activity.

It wasn't all academics, though. In his spare time, Camel Doe got to gamble, bet on some Eagles football, and take a water slide through a shark tank. Good times!

He is happy to be back.